I have said three words

Jun 03

what i learned this weekend

girls don’t like me because i wear “regular jeans” not skinny jeans

uncle dave is very forward with the girls i bring over

i’m a bad man

abbey road is a good one

also

i am amazed at how well uncle dave and emma hit it off.

i really expected the opposite.

they’re such bros, it makes very little sense to me

Anonymous asked: Is Emma your girlfriend?

is emma your girlfriend?

(Source: cuntcastle, via austinicus)

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emma had to go home

so i did too.

i feel so many feels because of that

Jun 02

iamorangechicken asked: I know. I was kidding. I got cali bitchez on mah dick like no joke.

hi qt pie

iamorangechicken asked: Move here witcha bitchezz

maybe sum day. just turn yo swag on

iamorangechicken asked: Dood, share some of your babes

but you’re in cali ):

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iamorangechicken asked: That girl that was with you in the pic bru

she is a fucking babe. i like her more and more too. 

iamorangechicken asked: DUDE, you know hot chicks?! Da fuq

huh?