girls don’t like me because i wear “regular jeans” not skinny jeans
uncle dave is very forward with the girls i bring over
i’m a bad man
abbey road is a good one
i am amazed at how well uncle dave and emma hit it off.
i really expected the opposite.
they’re such bros, it makes very little sense to me
Anonymous asked: Is Emma your girlfriend?
is emma your girlfriend?
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so i did too.
i feel so many feels because of that
iamorangechicken asked: I know. I was kidding. I got cali bitchez on mah dick like no joke.
hi qt pie
iamorangechicken asked: Move here witcha bitchezz
maybe sum day. just turn yo swag on
iamorangechicken asked: Dood, share some of your babes
but you’re in cali ):
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iamorangechicken asked: That girl that was with you in the pic bru
she is a fucking babe. i like her more and more too.
iamorangechicken asked: DUDE, you know hot chicks?! Da fuq
huh?